worst bands of the 2000s

What made it so bad: Mainly the chorus, which sees Gary Barlow wailing like hes just opened a tax return. Added to the mix is an unhealthy dose of 'crunk'- a highly processed and auto-tuned form of hip hop with added nauseating screams. And so in that spirit we present the worst bands of all time. And that one song is grand, and then it turns into Brimful of Asha. Don't even get us started on singer Bill's Native American headdress hair and his guitarist brother Tom who appears to dress in clothes an obese basketball player has given to him. Thats Not My Name was lead singer Katie White ranting about her frustrations with being a woman in the music industry, which is fair but Jesus, if I ever hear it again Ill scream. Becoming popular in the late 1990s and early 2000s, the band released three consecutive multi-platinum albums, one of which has been certified diamond and has sold over 28 million records in the United States, and over 40 million albums worldwide,becoming the ninth best-selling artist of the 2000s.Creed is often recognized as one of the prominent acts of the post-grunge movement of the late 1990s and early 2000s and is one of the most commercially successful rock bands of all time. Scouting For Girls write songs a child might make in a primary school music class. But nothing excuses a throwaway, novelty kids TV song about a builder fixing things, managing to shift over a million copies, becoming the highest-selling song of 2000 and the first Christmas number one of the 00s. But it also lead to the scourge of landfill indie as the decade wore on. Fleet Foxes, unfortunately, are more like Weetabix, a healthful, bowel-movement-inducing breakfast option that skimps on taste. But everything after that was just eh. The Journal supports the work of the Press Council of Ireland and the Office of the Press but its a doozy, a mess of classic rock wails and faux bluesiness. We've already got bands like Hoobastank and Alien Ant Farm set to traipse through the city on tour. This makes them make the list. But Austrian disc-spinner DJ Otzi doesnt know too much of a good thing. Across their 3 studio albums, James, Charlie and Matt inflicted such horrible tunes as 'Year 3000', 'Air Hostess' and 'Thunderbirds' on us. Creed released two studio albums, My Own Prison in 1997 and Human Clay in 1999, before Marshall left the band in 2000 to be replaced by touring bassist Brett Hestla. August 9, 2013 We didnt see Chico coming. They definitely are not as timeless or genuine as Rage Against the Machine however I still do think they deserve to be considered one of the better rap metal bands. After earning enough money to keep them in Nike Air Max and McDonalds for the rest of time, the band split in 2005 much to the relief of the British public. But it The Jonas Brothers - This Disney approved threesome provoke extreme anger amongst their haters for being so damn squeaky clean. Enough with the nostalgia shows already. Journal Media does not control and is not responsible 5. What made it so bad: Spurred on by Crazy Frogs chart heroics, convinced that literally anything could be released as a single, its Get Munkds parody of hip-hop culture which really burns. The boyband became a manband, encouraged countless 90s reformations that we did not ask for or need, and ushered in the inexplicable revitalisation of Gary Barlows career. MILES. WebTop 10 Worst Bands of Al Time. We would have hoped that Whitley's split with Avril Lavigne, (the other Canadian rock star who just barely missed this list) would have inspired him to write some better songs of heartbreak? American alternative rock band formed in New York City, best known for their early 1990s hits, "Two Princes", and "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong", which peaked on the Billboard Hot 100 chart at No. 1. . Boyd Tinsley was added to the band as a violinist soon after the band was formed. PA Archive / PA Images / PA Images. The founding members were singer-songwriter and guitarist Dave Matthews, bassist Stefan Lessard, drummer/backing vocalist Carter Beauford and saxophonist LeRoi Moore. We can't have them training a whole new legion of horrible pop-punk bands, can we? Cringiest Lines of the New Millennium. Because theyve been caught ripping off other artists songs, including Stevie Wonder, The New Seekers, and Neil Innes. -Ben Westhoff, Did you know that Blues Travelers John Popper used to be a member of this damn group? If the Black Eyed Peas, the creators of nonsensical hits like "Boom Boom Pow" and "My Humps," qualify as music, then any kid with a Barbie Mix It Up DJ Turntable is Mozart. That's right, the '00s. The current members are Chris Barron (vocals), Eric Schenkman (guitar and vocals), Aaron Comess (drums and percussion), and Mark White (bass guitar). advertising. Check the thread! I don't know the worst band ever, but this is who I do not like: Lady Gaga, Rush, Genesis, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Dave Matthews, The Eagles, Lynerd Skynerd, Bob Marley, Tom Petty, Pink Floyd, Steely Dan, -Ben Westhoff, Touted as the originators of punk, the Sex Pistols were really just a third-rate Faces rip off with a low-rent Richard Hell on vocals. Up until this point, it was fine to dig up a few musical memories while listening to an aging band play their radio hits, because the '90s were an awesome time for music, especially alternative rock, and therefore these nostalgia shows are relatively harmless. What made it so bad: He delivers the song with the enthusiasm of a man signing a contractual agreement to see Simon Cowell in the flesh every single day for the foreseeable future. This time, car video games. They also have the worst band name of the decade to boot. If we open that door, it may not be one we can close, folks, and it's way too soon for anyone to be pining away for the days when George W. Bush was head bitch in charge and Paris Hilton had a show on network television. Give Orange. But people kept referring them to these labels which diluted the music genres so much its now just a big. Doesnt make it funny, though, does it? Like Piers Morgan. Future generations will not look at Same Jeans as a masterpiece of composition. Just in case you need a good, strong dose of suck to wake you up to the cruel, cruel noise that was the '00s, we've made a list to remind you of what bands could be in your future if this nostalgia path continues to sludge its way across the nation. Whats so bad about it: Its an 80s power ballad dressed up like a mid-noughties indie rock, and aint nobody got time for that. WebTHE 2000S WAS a landmark decade for indie music, producing acts that are still huge today Arctic Monkeys, Arcade Fire, and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, to name but a few. In the late 1980s Nirvana established itself as part of the Seattle grunge scene, releasing its first album Bleach for the independent record label Sub Pop in 1989. Borland left the group in 2001, but Durst, Rivers, Otto and Lethal continued to record and tour with guitarist Mike Smith. -Jeff Weiss. Theres innocent fun, and then theres ruining a new millennium before its barely begun. Nickelback. The problem is that Animal Collective are a special kind of unlistenable; their albums dont reward active engagement, but they dont make good background music, either. Following the release of their album, Results May Vary (2003), Borland rejoined the band and recorded The Unquestionable Truth (Part 1) (2005) with Durst, Rivers, Lethal and drummer Sammy Siegler before entering a hiatus. Interchangeable with Matchbox 20, but technically not Matchbox 20. Well, too bad. 10 Worst Hard Rock Lyrics Of The 2000s. The band's Dark Horse album was a success which produced eight singles, one of which peaked on the top 10 on the Billboard Hot 100 and two of which peaked on the top 20 on the Billboard Hot 100. But mainly because courting comparisons to the Beatles is always lame, no exceptions. That said, fuck Walmart. Feb 23, 2017. 10. The point here is seduction, but its hard to be seduced when youre nauseous. Follow. Nobodys done it since, and not because folk duo Nizlopi are boundary-pushing innovators. We don't need any more to come trailin' on in behind them. Why am I singing along to Hard-Fi.. Simple to the point of insulting lyrics about Elvis, James Bond and 'lovely girls' sung by a bloke called Roy is not the musical vision of the future we were promised. Okay, their big hit, 'In Too Deep' wasn't that bad, however, the group has been chipping away at the same couple of chords now for too long. In other words, LCD Soundsystem fans are the type of people who think buying their 10-year old kid a Public Image Ltd. record for his birthday is an example of good parenting. My dads totally had a bloody hard day / But hes been good fun and bubblin and jokin away. Oi oi, guvnor! Irish sport images provided by Inpho Photography But that would be to ignore just how difficult 2005 was, when this cartoon frog became synonymous with back-of-the-bus ringtones, before becoming a UK #1 single. The Killers. They call themselves a new band made from old friends, but its more accurate to call them slumming dudes attempting to trick fans of the White Stripes into liking their boring, awful, music. Track Consoler of the Lonely repeats the phrase I am bored to tears six times, which is only a small fraction of how often everyone else was saying it. 10:00AM. Them, and folks whose favorite book is The Da Vinci Code and favorite TV show is Two and a Half Men. Be Your Own Pet were probably not as well known as some of the bands in this list, but they were bags more fun than most of them. The 00s gave us brilliant things: Arctic Monkeys. for the content of external websites. I'm serious even the 1970s with its strange clothing and dime-a-dozen disco can't compete. Because their backstage altercations always boiled down to sibling rivalry. Oasis: 'Standing On The Shoulders Of Giants' (2000) - It may contain fan favourite 'Fuckin' In The Bushes', but Nickelback is one of the most commercially successful Canadian groups, having sold more than 50 million albums worldwide[ and ranking as the eleventh best-selling music act, and the second best-selling foreign act in the U.S. behind the Beatles, of the 2000s. These results are sure to anger many people, but remember that this is a readers' poll. [30] The band is composed of Plus, how much of a dick is Lydon, allegedly punching women in the face, running around with racist goons and slamming Duffy against a wall? They can barely play guitar and barely hold a tune. MEEEEEEENS NEEEEEEDS!. And there comes a point in Hey Baby when it threatens to never end. Since their demise the members of One True Voice have failed to scale the heights of success and Daniel was recently seen failing to get to the final stages of this years X Factor in front of one time contemporary Cheryl Cole of Girls Aloud, now a multi-millionaire X Factor judge. PH: (01) 6489130, Lo-Call 1890 208 080 or email: info@presscouncil.ie. WebThe 15 most hated bands of the last 30 years Perhaps the only time you'll see Limp Bizkit, Lana Del Rey and Insane Clown Posse on the same list By Prachi Gupta Published No thanks. 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After the demise of his first band, then releasing an awful cover of Sparks 'This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Two Of Us' and before going on to unsuccessfully audition for Eurovision in 2007. What made it so bad: First of all, the world is a better place with Out of Your Mind in it. 2. brokeNCYDE - Given their name which is meant to be play on words of 'Broken Inside', unsurprisingly brokeNCYDE are an emo band, but this isn't emo as we know it, oh no. The kind of thing youd find yourself singing along to on the radio, then recoil and go Ew. But Austrian disc-spinner DJ Otzi doesnt know too much of a good thing. By continuing to browse, you agree to the use of cookies described in our Cookies Policy. Tis all they were good for. Known for their squeaky clean looks and attitudes, this boy band had more than their fifteen minutes of fame. The new line-up released The Golden Ratio in September 2010. The Darkness - No, it wasn't a bad nightmare. Web10. Worst bit: When she reminisces about how the only way to stay in touch was a letter in the mail. Banksy rang, he wants his money back. Empics Entertainment. No Spice Girl was better placed to rule the charts than Victoria Beckham. Worst bit: The rolling piano refrain is actually quite good, which throws the whole song into stark relief. Ward was crowned the winner ofThe X Factor before releasing this radically uninventive ballad, which sounds like every single X Factor winners song ever. Code, or contact the Council, at www.presscouncil.ie, We don't want to hate on them too much because now its pretty 'hip' to hate Nickelbackbut hey it's still kind of fun. and help keep the future of the Houston Press, Use of this website constitutes acceptance of our. The band is composed of lead guitarist and lead vocalist Chad Kroeger, rhythm guitarist, keyboardist and backing vocalist Ryan Peake, bassist Mike Kroeger, and drummer Daniel Adair. Or perhaps the reason nobody knows who Tokio Hotel are is that they are a painfully bad band aimed at the kind of people who find Good Charlotte too extreme. Tremonti, Phillips and Marshall went on to found Alter Bridge while Stapp followed a solo career. Because Wonderwall is pure nonsense. Top Ten Awkward Coachella Dance Move GIFs. We had nothing to do with the results. Axel F was one of those irreversible mistakes, the kind that spirals out of control before you realise whats actually happening. Three lads from Donegal who made sprightly tunes about manic pixie dream girls and Louis Walsh. You know, that little decade of time from 2000 to 2010 that basically killed everything that was decent and listenable about mainstream alt-rock? It was a mistake. Whats next, hair-pulling and time-outs? Following them we had a British version in The Libertines, a romantic and literate younger brother to The Strokes who gave the whole British music scene a kick up the backside. But that would be to ignore just how difficult 2005 was, when this cartoon frog became synonymous with back-of-the-bus ringtones, before becoming a UK #1 single. policy. He'll suck the humor out of a joke and ruin the punch line every time, but no one else seems to care, because he's a shirtless bro with a guitar. But at some point, founders Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope sort of lost their way and now this is all that's left of them: If music on the radio in the early 1990s all sounded the same, that's because it was All Hootie & The Blowfish, All The Time. What followed, however, was nothing short of disastrous. The Top Ten. These are the worst musicians of the 2000s. We very much doubt it! LAWeekly Instagram: Featuring the culture of LA since 1978 , Relationship with the Victim* MORE INFO. Luckily the band have split now with Justin Hawkins going on to try various ventures such as entering Eurovision (Beaten by the car crash that was Scooch). Its an instant fix, like downing a couple of fizzy drinks in one go. Perhaps not the worst of the '00s offenders as far as their musical quality goes, and Travis Barker is a fuckin' beast on the drums, but blink helped further that whole pop-punk craze during the '00s, and are therefore responsible for the birth of bands like Simple Plan and Panic! Nu-rave may not have aged well as a scene, but Myths of the New Future still holds up, surprisingly. It's not that Lana Del Rey is bad, per se, it's that her music seems fraudulent when compared to the '60s-era musical acts she's invoking. Coldplay jokes aside, Disturbed sucked and will always suck, provided they apparently still have a pulse. But nothing excuses a throwaway, novelty kids TV song about a builder fixing things, managing to shift over a million copies, becoming the highest-selling song of 2000 and the first Christmas number one of the 00s. We love funk, we love metal, but we also love peanut butter and veggie burgers, just not together. What made it so bad: This might the laziest song to become a bonafide hit (it reached number three in the UK singles chart). The 2000s embraced bands so terrible that their ability to haunt and torture us seemed to have emerged from the fantasy of horror master Stephen King: Maroon 5. 11. Getting back to terrible pop-punk Simple Plan has ranked high on our list of hated musicians of the 2000s. Unlike his sister who would never do anything rebellious or naughty, Trace is covered in tattoos including the phrase 'Songs Of Victory' on his chest and a coffin on his throat. Please, no '00s nostalgia, or these fools may find their way onto the bill. If you still need us to explain why this band are awful with that information in your brain then the chances are you might just be stupid enough to enjoy their dreadful music. Copyright 2023 Penske Business Media, LLC. Bookmark Quiz Bookmark Quiz Bookmark. Another vaguely comedy hair metal band Hot Leg also incorporated glam rock into songs like 'Gay In The 80's' and 'Cocktails'. Tenacious D. This may not be the greatest and best song in the world, but it is a damn good one nonetheless. Worst bit:The lyric: Shes flirty / Turned 30 / Aint that the age a girl gets really dirty? No for you, my lyrically challenged friend. They also won two BRIT Awards (who cares!). Make of that what you will. They're filled to the brim with misogynistic, self-important suckage, model themselves after Nickleback, and one song has them professing that they're "so sick of the hobos." That along with the band (apart from the drummer) are just terrible musicians. Nirvana's brief run ended following the death of Kurt Cobain in 1994, but various posthumous releases have been issued since, overseen by Novoselic, Grohl, and Cobain's widow Courtney Love. / Get it crackin / Dont stop, get it get it. This was for a kids movie. But with the Dead, one at least enjoyed a fighting chance of enjoying them sober. The band now records under its own label, 3CG Records. And this an ideal something to make me even sadder breakup song? 1. Despite the enormous commercial success of Middle of Nowhere, the band suffered from the merger that eliminated their label, Mercury Records. SpouseParentChildSiblingFamily memberOther, Sweet James has my permission to help provide a free police report, Ciel Spa aka @CielSpaBH located the SLS Hotel i, Welcoming over 100,000 people every year, what beg, The holiday season is a time of giving! But it also gave us some truly, unforgettably horrible songs. , somehow sounding like hes never actually been sad in his entire life quite the achievement, in hindsight. Its an instant fix, like downing a couple of fizzy drinks in one go. Champagne Supernova, anyone? Having cleverly adopted the CCTV sign seen everywhere for their first album the band went post structuralist on us in 2007 with the cover for 'Once Upon A Time In The West' which simply says in block capitals 'NO COVER ART'. and RollingNews.ie unless otherwise stated. Favorite. Nick, Joe and Kevin are met by hordes of screaming girls wherever they go, but they make us scream for altogether different reasons. Swedish pop group, originally consisting of Ulf "Buddha" Ekberg and three siblings, Jonas "Joker" Berggren, Malin "Linn" Berggren and Jenny Berggren. Whats worse is just how seedy it all is, way too post-watershed for rodents. The 00s gave us brilliant things: Arctic Monkeys, The Wire, Spotify, the iPhone. For that, Fratellis, I can never forgive you. She's another reminder that we live in a post-Black Eyed Peas era. The perfect soundtrack to being a brat. Last years Super Bowl halftime show where they sung out of sync and trampled Sweet Child O Mine made Madonnas version look brilliant. : Its chipmunks singing about sex. Just because there is still some joy to be obtained from hearing Ryan Jarman howl MEEEEEEEEEEENS NEEEEEEDS! But the song. No 00s hit has been so purpose-built to wind up as many people as possible. Also, Eddie Vedder thinks this is a lyric: Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo oooooooowhoaaaaaaaaooooooooo ohhhhhhh ohhhhhhh ohhhhhhh oooooooowhoaaaaaaaaooooooooo hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyiiiiyiiiiyiiiiyiiiiiiiiii yeah uhhh huh uhhh huh uhhh huh yeahah uhhh huh uhhh huh uhhh huh uhhhhh huh. -Nicholas Pell, The common rap on Black Eyed Peas is that they deteriorated after adding Fergie on 2003s Elephunk, trading their funky soul for kitschy dance-pop. And so stylish! Their Pete Waterman created, insipid single 'Sacred Trust' failed to hit the number one spot and was pipped to the post by 'Sound Of The Underground' by their TV competitors Girls Aloud. submissions or preferences. Just have a little patience while I bang my head against this wall and wait for the pain to eclipse the misery of this song. We did some digging around and this is what we came up with. It was a mistake. Follow her on Twitter at @prachigu or email her at pgupta@salon.com. Because they combine simple composition with over-the-top production and pretentious length. We don't mean that in a good way. Justin Hawkins, he of tight catsuits and rebellious teeth fame, really did headline the Reading and Leeds festivals with The Darkness. We always appreciate the feedback. PA Archive / PA Images EMPICS Entertainment / PA Wire / PA Wire, Indie for the ladsladslads. -Nicholas Pell, The Pussycat Dolls may seem like an easy target, but theyre actually a quite difficult one, considering theyre less band than brand. Like Piers Morgan. ' On the plus side, however, we do thoroughly back the legit bromance between Messrs. Kiedis and Flea. Zzzz. Comments. You can obtain a copy of the Oh, its another flash-in-the-pan indie band. An Honest Mistake is OK for what it is, which is a blatant attempt by a record label at emulating the success of The Killers. Powter sings in generalisations, (Youre faking a smile with the coffee to go, You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost). Theres innocent fun, and then theres ruining a new millennium before its barely begun. Oh, The Thrills! What made it so bad: In which The Hoff who, lest we forget, should not be hassled winds down the car window and leers at passersby over an exquisitely uninventive rockabilly riff. Make a one-time donation today for as little as $1. Limp Bizkit is one of the rare band names that could not be made any more ridiculous if it were spelled "LiMp b!ZKiT," an observation that makes the band's unchecked anger so hard to take seriously. In short:a song so inane and dumb that electroclash legend Peaches felt compelled to write a parodic riposte, the bracingly gross My Dumps. Consider yourself lucky if you dont remember lyrics like Oh please Mr. President, will you lend me a future. Their hit Whats Up? meanwhile combines the worst of what Ani DiFranco and grunge had to offer, all of it dressed up in thrift store clothing that probably smelled funny. You got it. From pop crap to screamo to ridiculously dull indie, see who makes number one below: 20. WebChris Gerard of Metro Weekly ranked it as Duran Duran's worst album. Oh god, the song. They released four studio albums between 1993 and 2002, which sold over 30 million copies worldwide. 483623. Jason Roberts Keeps the Music of Bob Wills Swinging, Brooks & Dunn Boot Scoot Through 21st RodeoHouston Performance, Apes of the State Is Here to Defend Folk Punk, Become a member to support the independent voice of Houston Yo, echoes Theodore. Email 25 forgotten indie bands of the 2000s, ranked from worst to best. WebWorst band of all time 24 Ed Sheeran Edward Christopher "Ed" Sheeran is an English singer-songwriter and musician. local news and culture, Angelica Leicht Sloppy, derivative and obsessed with shock value for its own sake, the Pistols set the template for British punk rock bands trying too hard. If you aren't familiar with English bands in the 2000s this may be news to you but this terrible three-piece sold an enormous 3million albums in their 4-year career. Silverchair. I was born too late into a world that doesnt care, she sings, dreaming of a time when music really mattered (vom), when accountants didnt have control / And when media couldnt buy your soul. Real music didnt win, on this occasion. What made it so bad: The fact that its the sound of slipping into a coma. The 90's was a time filled with music growth, seeing many rock bands coming up, from No Doubt to Nickleback. Whether they're singing songs about wishing to cheat on their existing girlfriend with their ex or- actually, you understand I should not even need to continue that sentence.

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